31/05/01 13:43 - Diane
Subject: Praise.....

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Just a quick message to make your heads swell, ive seen you live twice (fibbs and the bbc live thinggy) and you are brilliant. Im constantly jumping aroud to your fab cd and Amber, your a true Diva. Keep it up, cant w8 4 fibbers next.

Ben says: Thanks Claire and Diane - we'd all like to record some more but we currently have a big vacuum where we used to have a bank account. Who knows - if we can fluke BOTB...? What I want to know is how come you've seen us so many times if you live in Middesex?

Amber says: Ben, only Claire lives in Middlesex

31/05/01 11:48 - Claire
Subject: Love your stuff!!

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My girlfriend introducing me to your stuff and I think it is great, when are you getting more songs down onto CD?

See next message up..

23/05/01 12:41 - Dave 'The Girl' Earle
Subject: Well hard my arse

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I have never met such a bunch of wankers, and by the way I saw the CD, you lot are the girls. I'll get my mates to come to the Brudenell Social Club and then we'll see who is well hard.

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22/05/01 12:55 - Pinksynth
Subject: The Time-Annihilators

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Grrr... I'll get you, T & B's, if it's the last thing I do!!! THE TIME OF RECKONING WILL COME!!!

Ben says: Back in your hole, sorcerer-type, and take your delphic caveats with you! As long as the T&B Specialists have breath in their gestalt-type body, innocent timepieces, such as wristwatches, sun-dials, egg-timers, and chronometers etc., have nothing to fear!

21/05/01 11:28 - Helly
Subject: Cucumber & Lions

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Ambs, Love the CD listened to it yesterday when I got home - fabulous - always knew you would be a star. Read one of the reviews though and it says that it warms the naughty bits on both men and women.... which track is that then (hee hee) :@) Lovely to see you, you look fabulous as usual, Hope all goes well with the band - all of you sound absolutely superb and even got my un-coordinated butt moving. Take it easy.  H

Amber says: Hi Hel thanks for all the praise, I will be mailing you soon...

16/05/01 10:54 - Edmund Blackadder
Subject: Welcome You

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I got your CD last night and have to post a message to say just how good it is! I expect you've heard it all before, but it way surpassed my expectations. It's irresistibly funky - and impossible to play just once! It does leave you wanting more though - when's the LP due? If I was an A&R guy you'd have a contract already. Congratulations on producing a superb CD, I'm looking forward to your next release!

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15/05/01 10:48 - Jonni Walker
Subject: Legs

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Hi Sienna,
I have heard you have broken your leg! So I think you should get over to York, might take some time on your crutches! and we will allo sign your cast for you. Take care, get as much sympathy as possible, and
hope it doesn't cause you too much pain!

Love  the T and B's

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11/05/01 12:48 - Amelia Mallows (Ed's sister)
Subject: Hello

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You guys should come down to Cafe No.8 on Gillygate and play acoustic stuff if you fancy it! I have been organising music events there - Wednesdays are 'Acoustic Americana'... we are planning more funky stuff in the future... and hey if you want to play in Cafe No.8's beautiful garden for music live e-mail me! 

Paul says: THANK YOU FOR YOUR MSG. ITS PAUL OF T AND B FAME HERE. YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM SCHOOL AS 2nd MUNCHKIN.IF WE CAN PUT SOME ACOUSTIC STUFF TOGETHER WE
WOULD BE HAPPY TO COME DOWN. HOW DRUNK DO THEY LET YOU GET IN THERE?

03/05/01 17:48 - Edmund Mallows
Subject: Remembering School Days

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Jonni, after some help from Oliver I remember! This was 10 or 11 years ago though. I can oblige you with the aforementioned remixes. I'm looking forward to hearing the CD but from your reviews I think I need to have the live experience!

Jonni Asks: Does Edmund Blackadder like Marsh Mallows?

Blackadder Replies: I haven't been called Blackadder in a long time! No, I don't like Marsh Mallows... but it helps Dutch people spell my name so I say it all the time myself. I'm mailing you from a coffeeshop in Amsterdam!

03/05/01 16:34 - Hugh Jarce
Subject: Monsters

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When are you playing live next guys and girls?

See here: Gig Guide. The next gig is Fibbers Battle of the Bands on 9th May!

03/05/01 15:52 - Becky
Subject: Remix

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I'm looking forward to the dance remix of Hole In My Head!!!

"If any drug-infested, yo-dude, dance-monkey, remixes Hole in My Head we shall spread rumours about their mothers." - Disclaimer: The T and B Specialists are in no way held responsible for the aspersions cast on this or any other message board.

02/05/01 15:30 - Edmund Mallows
Subject: Sounds Good!

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Glad to see things are going well! Keep a copy of the CD for me, and I'll pick it up next time I'm in the UK. Can't wait to hear it after reading your reviews - York has needed something different musically for years. Fancy playing in Amsterdam? I'll find some venues for you...

Jonni Says:  Hello Edmund, remember me?

01/05/01 12:22 - Steven Dorf
Subject: Sheds

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Hello, my name is Steven Dorf. I live in America, I have got a bicycle.
Where is it?

Jonni says: Meet me at the Station, under the clock, holding a bouquet of Pink Carnations and I might buy you a drink.