From the age of five Robert was working the pubs and clubs of the north. Spotted in Blackpool doing his fabulous sell out Shirley Bassey show, he was offered the prospect of breasts and a stint in Tenerife. After a few years there Rob decided to shave off his moustache and felt altogether more feminine. He immediately flew back to Britain and became Sally, hooking up with Paul in the hair transplant clinic. Soon the two were happily busking all over Bradford until they stumbled across a world famous pupeteer......